Backstory:
Born in the back alleys of Detroit, the band Grimy Crime emerged from the gritty underbelly of the city’s robust music scene. The band was founded by lead vocalist Johnny “Slicks” Stiletto, a former mechanic who found solace in music after his garage was forcefully shut down by a corrupt city official. He recruited guitar virtuoso ‘Rusty’ Rhoades, a former construction worker, and drummer ‘Heavy’ Hank Harrison, an ex-bouncer. They found a shared passion for music and a mutual disdain for the seedy side of life they had experienced. These experiences fuelled their songwriting and formed the backbone of their raw, unfiltered sound.

Genre:
Grimy Crime is a blues-rock band with a unique blend of hard-hitting rhythms, earthy guitar riffs, and emotionally charged lyrics. Their music often tells stories of hardship and resilience, reflecting their upbringing and experiences.

Title:
“One-Way Ticket to Nowhere”

Full Song Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
[G] I got a pocket full of dreams, [D] but no dime to my name, [Em]
[C] Living on the edge, playing [D] life’s cruel game.
[G] I’ve seen the highs, I’ve seen the [D] lows,
[Em] I’ve felt the hurt that only a [C] broken man knows.

[Chorus]
[G] I’ve got a one-way ticket to [D] nowhere,
[Em] This train ain’t stopping, [C] nobody cares.
[G] I’m just a soul whom the world [D] forgot,
[Em] Riding this train till the [C] final stop.

[Verse2]
[G] I’ve seen the city lights, I’ve seen the [D] ghetto,
[Em] I’ve walked these streets with my heart [C] heavy and low.
[G] I’ve danced with the devil, I’ve [D] kissed the sun,
[Em] I’ve done things, boy, I can’t [C] outrun.

[Chorus]
[G] I’ve got a one-way ticket to [D] nowhere,
[Em] This train ain’t stopping, [C] nobody cares.
[G] I’m just a soul whom the world [D] forgot,
[Em] Riding this train till the [C] final stop.

[Bridge]
[G] Will someone take my hand, [D] show me the way,
[Em] Listen to my story, [C] help me pray.
[G] For this one-way ticket to [D] nowhere,
[Em] Is all I’ve got, [C] it’s just not fair.

[Chorus]
[G] I’ve got a one-way ticket to [D] nowhere,
[Em] This train ain’t stopping, [C] nobody cares.
[G] I’m just a soul whom the world [D] forgot,
[Em] Riding this train till the [C] final stop.

[Outro]
[G] So here’s my story, here’s my [D] song,
[Em] I’m just a man who’s been [C] done wrong.
[G] With my one-way ticket to [D] nowhere,
[Em] I’ll keep riding, [C] till I find somewhere.

Band’s Favorite Fan:
Our favorite fan is ‘Lonesome’ Larry, a long-time supporter from our early days. He’s been with us from our first basement gig to our main-stage performances. Larry says, “Grimy Crime is my favorite band because their music speaks to me. I’ve faced hardships, but their songs remind me that I’m not alone in this battle. Their raw energy, authentic lyrics, and the stellar musicianship make them stand out. Every time I listen to them, I feel seen and understood. They’re the real

Backstory:

Queasy Clock emerged from the colorful yet anarchic graffiti alleys of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in an era that was saturated with punk and rock-n-roll. The original line up consisted of lead vocalist, Connor ‘Crazy’ McAdams, guitarist Jamie ‘Jagged’ Stroud, bassist Arnold ‘Arctic’ Johnson, and drummer Terry ‘Tornado’ Fields, each of them contributing their unique flair to the band’s distinctive sound. They were drawn together by their shared love for edgy music and a desire to create something different that would disrupt the status quo. The name ‘Queasy Clock’ was an inside joke among the band, signifying the disoriented feeling they often experienced due to their nocturnal lifestyle.

Genre:

Alternative Rock with Heavy Psychedelic Influence

Title:

“Painted Echoes”

Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression:

(Verse 1: G – D – Em – C)
Walking through this life, we’re chasing shadows,
Ghosts of our past, painted in echoes.
Empty words, hollow promises,
Bleeding hearts, in our hands, they rest.

(Chorus: C – G – D – Em)
In this queasy clock, time seems to stop,
We chase the night, till the morning drops.
In this restless world, our hearts unfold,
Through the ticking time, our stories told.

(Verse 2: G – D – Em – C)
Screaming silence, in the neon lights,
In the midst of chaos, we find our fights.
Broken dreams, shattered hopes,
In this clock’s rhythm, we find our ropes.

(Chorus: C – G – D – Em)
In this queasy clock, time seems to stop,
We chase the night, till the morning drops.
In this restless world, our hearts unfold,
Through the ticking time, our stories told.

(Bridge: Em – D – C – G)
With every tick, with every tock,
In the dance of life, we find our rock.
In these painted echoes, we see,
Shadows of our past, in the queasy sea.

(Chorus: C – G – D – Em – C)
In this queasy clock, time seems to stop,
We chase the night, till the morning drops.
In this restless world, our hearts unfold,
Through the ticking time, our stories told.

Fan’s Name:

Amy Thompson

Testimonial:

“I’ve been a diehard fan of Queasy Clock since their early days. Their music speaks to me on so many levels. ‘Painted Echoes’ literally saved my life once. I was going through a rough patch and the lyrics resonated with me. Queasy Clock’s music is raw, real, and filled with emotion. It’s like they’ve captured my deepest thoughts, fears, and dreams in their songs. I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving this band. They’ve become a part of my life, a part of me. Their music is my refuge, my sanctuary. Long live Queasy Clock!”

Backstory:

Born from the bustling music scene of Nashville, Tennessee, Ornery Lift is comprised of five multifaceted musicians who found a common ground in their love for idiosyncratic melodies and storytelling. The band was formed in 2010 when lead vocalist and guitarist, Jonathan ‘JD’ Davis, was introduced to drummer, Lauren ‘Lolo’ James, by a mutual friend. Finding an instant musical connection, the duo began collaborating and soon found themselves adding bassist, Ben ‘Benny’ Douglas, keyboardist, Emma ‘Emmy’ Lewis, and violinist, Robert ‘Bobby’ Taylor, to their lineup.

Despite their differing musical backgrounds and tastes – ranging from classical to punk rock – the band members of Ornery Lift managed to create a harmonious blend of their distinct styles. They found success locally and then nationally with their unique sound and lyrics, pulling in fans who appreciated their emotive and authentic storytelling, combined with their eclectic music.

Genre:

Folk-Rock

Title:

“Whiskey Rebellion”

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
[C] Sittin’ in the corner of a [G] dusty bar,
[Am] Bottle of whiskey, [Em] playing my old guitar,
[F] Got the ghosts of the past, [C] whispering in my ear,
[G] Telling tales of love lost, [C] and the cost of a tear.

(Chorus)
[F] Whiskey rebellion, [C] in my heart,
[G] Torn between love, [Am] torn apart,
[F] Drownin’ sorrow, [C] in the dark,
[G] In the whiskey rebellion, [C] of my heart.

(Verse 2)
[C] The glow of the neon, [G] reflecting in my glass,
[Am] A myriad of memories, [Em] from a distant past,
[F] Shadows dance on the wall, [C] as the night unfolds,
[G] In the heart of the rebellion, [C] where the whiskey holds.

(Chorus)
[F] Whiskey rebellion, [C] in my soul,
[G] Love’s gambler’s dice, [Am] I’ve rolled,
[F] Lost in memories, [C] untold,
[G] In the whiskey rebellion, [C] growing old.

Favorite Fan:

Their favorite fan is a woman named Lily, a Nashville local who has attended every one of their shows since their first gig at a small neighborhood bar. Lily’s passionate support for Ornery Lift is deeply appreciated by the band, and they often dedicate their song, “Whiskey Rebellion,” to her at concerts.

Lily’s Testimonial:

“Ornery Lift’s music has a unique way of reaching deep within, touching on sentiments you thought you had forgotten. Their song, ‘Whiskey Rebellion,’ is my lifeline during tough times. The lyrics, combined with the soulful melody, express a raw, emotional turmoil that’s relatable and comforting. Their music is a journey – one that takes you through the highs and lows of life, leaving you stronger and more enriched. They’re not just a band to me, they’re an essential part of my life.”

Backstory:

Colossal Event was formed in the torrid summer of 2005 in the heart of Los Angeles, California. The band is an eclectic mix of four individuals who were drawn together by their shared passion for music and their desire to push boundaries. The lead vocalist, Jackson Peters, and drummer, Nate Turner, were childhood friends who used to drum on pots and pans, much to the chagrin of their parents. Their paths crossed with bassist, Sam Oliver during a local battle of the bands and later, they discovered the missing piece to their puzzle, lead guitarist, Riley Johnson, at a rundown music store.

Their journey began in Jackson’s garage, where they transformed their raw, unfiltered emotions into a unique blend of sounds that quickly resonated with the local crowd. The band managed to build a dedicated fanbase by performing in local pubs and music festivals, eventually catching the attention of a record label. Colossal Event’s music journey is a testament to their tenacity, creativity, and love for music.

Genre:
Alternative Rock

Title:
“Shadows in the Sun”

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Am
In the soft glow of the breaking dawn,
G
I see your face, but you’re already gone,
F
Lost in the echoes of a forgotten song,
C
In the shadows in the sun.

(Chorus)
G
We dance under the moonlight,
Em
In the rhythm of the fading night,
Am
We chase the morning light,
F
In the shadows in the sun.

(Verse 2)
Am
Beneath the stars that no longer shine,
G
I search for you in the sands of time,
F
Our love story, a forgotten rhyme,
C
In the shadows in the sun.

(Chorus)
G
We dance under the moonlight,
Em
In the rhythm of the fading night,
Am
We chase the morning light,
F
In the shadows in the sun.

(Outro)
C
In the shadows, in the sun, we become one,
G
Lost and found, our love story spun,
Am
In the echoes of a song unsung,
F
In the shadows in the sun.

Favorite Fan:

The name of Colossal Event’s favorite fan is Emma Richardson. Emma’s special connection with the band started at their very first gig at a small pub in Los Angeles. She has been to every show since then, cheering from the front row, and creating a bond that the band cherishes deeply. For Emma, Colossal Event is not just a band, but a group of artists who put their heart and soul into every note they play.

Emma’s Testimonial:

“There’s something incredibly raw and authentic about Colossal Event. Their music isn’t just sound; it’s emotion, art, and a glimpse into their souls. The first time I heard them, it was like they were speaking directly to me, about my fears, my dreams, my heartbreak, and my joy. Their song, ‘Shadows in the Sun,’ is my lifeline. It’s gotten me through the toughest times. I connect with their music on a level I can’t explain. It’s like home, familiar yet profound. For me, they’re not just a band, they’re family.”

Backstory:
Mixed Shame is an ensemble formed in the gritty streets of Brooklyn, New York in 2007. The band consists of four childhood friends – lead singer and guitarist, Matt Copeland, drummer, Leo Simmons, bassist, Danny Jones, and pianist, Clara Smith. Inspired by the diversity of their neighborhood, they decided to call themselves ‘Mixed Shame’ to represent the blend of their varied backgrounds and the shared struggles they faced growing up in a tough neighborhood. Their music reflects their experiences, expressing their mixed emotions of guilt, regret, and hard-fought triumphs.

Genre:
Mixed Shame specialize in Alternative Rock, with a unique fusion of blues and punk.

Title:
Their hit single is titled “Forgotten Alleys”.

Full song lyrics:

[Verse 1]
G Em C D
In the forgotten alleys, where we used to play,
G Em C D
We carved our dreams on dusty brick walls,
G Em C D
In the heart of the night, under the city’s gray,
G Em C D
We heard the music echoing in the halls.

[Chorus]
G Em C D
We’re the children of the forgotten alleys,
G Em C D
Our hearts beat to the rhythm of the street,
G Em C D
We’ve got mixed shame, but we’re holding steady,
G Em C D
This is our song, feel our heat.

[Verse 2]
G Em C D
We danced to the whispers of the dying light,
G Em C D
Our souls painted with the hues of the city’s plight,
G Em C D
In the forgotten alleys, we found our fight,
G Em C D
In the harsh echoes, we found our might.

[Chorus]
G Em C D
We’re the children of the forgotten alleys,
G Em C D
Our hearts beat to the rhythm of the street,
G Em C D
We’ve got mixed shame, but we’re holding steady,
G Em C D
This is our song, feel our heat.

The band’s favorite fan’s name:
Their most ardent fan is Katie Wilson.

Why and how this band is their favorite:
For Katie, Mixed Shame is more than just a band. Their music delivers a message that resonates with her own life experiences. Growing up in a neighborhood similar to the band members, their songs give voice to the beauty, pain, and resilience she witnessed and lived through. Katie says, “Their music feels like home, like someone finally understands my background and experiences. It’s raw, it’s real, and it speaks to my soul. ‘Forgotten Alleys’ is my anthem – it’s a song of survival, resilience, and pride, despite the odds. The mixed shame they sing about, I feel it too. It’s a connection, an understanding that bridges the gap between us.”

Backstory:

Far-Flung Pancake (FFP) originated in the eclectic and diverse city of Austin, Texas. Childhood friends Jackson “Flip” Turner and Samuel “Syrup” Simmons always shared an intense passion for music and pancakes. They spent countless hours in their teenage years jamming in their garages and flipping pancakes at the local diner. As they grew older, they realized they could combine their two loves, and thus, Far-Flung Pancake was born.

FFP’s journey has been a wild ride. From their humble beginnings playing at the local pancake house to now selling out arenas, their rise to fame has been as fast as their pancake flipping skills. Their quirky name and unusual mix of music and pancakes have captured the hearts and ears of many, earning them a loyal and dedicated fan base.

Genre:

Alternative Rock with elements of Funk

Title:

“Buttermilk Blues”

Buttermilk Blues Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Dm G
Wake up in the morning, sun high in the sky
C Am
Reach for the batter, it’s pancake time
Dm G
Flip them high, let your worries fly
C Am
With every pancake, let the stress die

(Chorus)
Dm G
Got the buttermilk blues, can’t shake them loose
C Am
In this pancake world, we tie our own noose
Dm G
But with you by my side, we can cut it loose
C Am
This pancake life, ain’t that obtuse

(Verse 2)
Dm G
The griddle is hot, so is our beat
C Am
Pancakes and music, it’s quite the treat
Dm G
With spatula in hand, and rhythm in feet
C Am
We conquer the world, no room for defeat

(Chorus)
Dm G
Got the buttermilk blues, can’t shake them loose
C Am
In this pancake world, we tie our own noose
Dm G
But with you by my side, we can cut it loose
C Am
This pancake life, ain’t that obtuse

Favorite Fan:

Melanie “Maple” Jones is FFP’s favorite fan. She has followed the band from their first gig at a local pancake house to their current worldwide tour. Melanie is known for her infectious energy and dedication, always showing up with handmade pancake-themed accessories. She’s been to over 50 FFP concerts and her favorite song is “Buttermilk Blues”.

Melanie’s testimonial: “Far-Flung Pancake isn’t just a band, it’s a lifestyle. Their music resonates with the everyday struggles and joys of life. It’s raw, real, and relatable. Plus, who doesn’t love pancakes? FFP brings music and pancakes together in a wonderful harmony that just makes the world a better place. Their music has been there for me in my highs and lows, just like a good pancake should be!”

Backstory:

Well-Groomed Potato came to life in the lively city of Portland, Oregon in 2016. The band was formed by four childhood friends – Johnny on the lead vocals, Alex on the drums, Neil on the lead guitar, and Louis on the bass. The guys spent their teenage years listening to a variety of music, ranging from punk rock to classic rock, and spent countless hours in their garages trying to emulate their favorite acts. After years of practice, they decided to combine their influences and talents to create their own unique sound.

Well-Groomed Potato gained popularity after performing at local bars and community events. The band’s energetic live performances and unique approach to songwriting quickly caught the attention of music enthusiasts around the city. Their breakthrough occurred when their first self-titled indie rock EP, which was self-produced and self-released, was discovered by a local radio DJ who started playing their music on the air. The band has since signed with an indie label and is currently touring nationwide.

Genre:
Indie Rock

Title:
“Spiral Staircase”

Full song lyrics:

(Verse 1)
[G] Walking down a spiral staircase, [D] lost in my thoughts,
[Em] Searching for an answer, [C] something I’ve lost.
[G] A melody, a memory, a [D] moment in time,
[Em] I slipped and I fell, but [C] I’ll be just fine.

(Chorus)
[D] Up and down, round and round, [G] life’s a spiral staircase,
[Em] Lose your footing, lose yourself, [C] find another place.
[D] Jump the steps, skip the rest, [G] time is there to waste,
[Em] Walk the spiral staircase, [C] at your own pace.

(Verse 2)
[G] Found myself a riddle, [D] in the curve of your smile,
[Em] A paradox, a puzzle, [C] worth my while.
[G] You’re an echo, a whisper, a [D] secret to find,
[Em] Down this spiral staircase, [C] I leave behind.

(Chorus)
[D] Up and down, round and round, [G] life’s a spiral staircase,
[Em] Lose your footing, lose yourself, [C] find another space.
[D] Jump the steps, skip the rest, [G] time is there to waste,
[Em] Walk the spiral staircase, [C] at your own pace.

Band’s favorite fan:

Name: Mary Turner

Testimonial:
“As a music lover, I’ve seen many bands come and go, but there’s something incredibly special about Well-Groomed Potato. Their music speaks to me on a deep, personal level that not many artists can reach. Their lyrics are beautifully crafted, and they convey their emotions so genuinely that it resonates with my own experiences. They are my favorite band because they’re not just musicians, they’re storytellers. Their performances are energetic, heartfelt, and pure. I believe in their potential to reach the heights of success in the music industry.”

Backstory:

Mediocre Solicitor was born out of a whimsical conversation between two law students, Brandon “Bran” Davis and Felicity “Flick” Mitchell, during their last year at Harvard Law School in 2009. During an intensive study session in a quaint coffee shop, they decided to form a band for a local open mic night purely as a stress-relieving hobby. Much to their astonishment, their performance received rave reviews, and the duo decided to take their musical venture more seriously. After graduation, they moved to New York City, balancing their careers in law during the day and working on their music at night, crafting a unique sound that quickly gathered a dedicated following.

Genre:

Indie Pop-Rock

Title:

“Legal Bind”

Full song lyrics:

(Verse 1)
[G] Caught in the whirlwind of [Em] legal jargon,
[C] Lost in the maze of our [D] own parlance.
[G] Robes of justice seem [Em] a bit faded,
[C] Our dreams of glory, [D] somewhat jaded.

(Chorus)
[G] We are the mediocre [D] solicitors,
[Em] Trapped in a legal [C] bind.
[G] Slinging terms of the [D] court,
[Em] Freedom in music, we [C] find.

(Verse 2)
[G] In the courtroom or the [Em] stage,
[C] Same rhythm, different [D] cage.
[G] We find solace in [Em] music’s embrace,
[C] It’s our sanctuary, our [D] saving grace.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Outro)
[G] We are the mediocre [D] solicitors,
[Em] Trapped in a legal [C] bind.
[G] Slinging terms of the [D] court,
[Em] But in music, our [C] freedom’s defined.

Fan’s Name, Testimonial:

Nina Gaines, a hardcore fan and a law student herself, has been following Mediocre Solicitor since their first open mic night. She says, “Mediocre Solicitor is not just a band, it’s a movement. Their songs speak to the struggle of maintaining a balance between professional obligations and personal passions. As a law student, I connect with their lyrics on a deeply personal level. They express the very essence of my daily life – the rigidity of law school contrasted with the freedom that music offers. They inspire me to believe that I can pursue law and still cling onto my love for music.”

Backstory:
Impressionable Eagle formed in the heart of Seattle, Washington in 2005. The band consists of four members; lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Eddie “Eagle” Ellington; lead guitarist, Alexander “Impressive” Impson; bassist, Terry “Talon” Townsend; and drummer, Frank “Feather” Fenderson. They met at a local open mic night, where they bonded over their shared love of music, vintage vinyl records, and the desire to create something that transcended the ordinary. They decided to form a band, and Impressionable Eagle was born, a name inspired by Eddie’s Native American heritage and the band’s aspiration to leave a lasting impression on the music industry.

Their first major breakthrough came after a standout performance at the renowned Bumbershoot festival. The band’s unique sound, paired with their deep, thought-provoking lyrics, quickly drew the attention of both fans and industry insiders alike. Since then, Impressionable Eagle has been soaring high in the music scene, leaving an indelible mark wherever they go.

Genre:
Alternative Rock

Title:
“Feathers in the Wind”

Full Song Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Em C
In the heart of the city, under neon lights,
G D
We found music, we found fights.
Em C
Struggle and love, in equal measure,
G D
In our songs, we found our treasure.

(Chorus)
Am C
We’re just feathers in the wind,
G D
No matter where we’ve been.
Am C
Carried by the storm within,
G D
No choice but to begin again.

(Verse 2)
Em C
Look for the eagle, impressionable and high,
G D
Writing its story across the sky.
Em C
In every note, in every sound,
G D
In its flight, our dreams are found.

(Chorus)
Am C
We’re just feathers in the wind,
G D
No matter where we’ve been.
Am C
Carried by the storm within,
G D
No choice but to begin again.

(Bridge)
F C
With talons sharp, we grip the mic,
G D
In our song, you’ll find your flight.

(Chorus)
Am C
We’re just feathers in the wind,
G D
No matter where we’ve been.
Am C
Carried by the storm within,
G D
No choice but to begin again.

(Outro)
Em C
In the heart of the city, under neon lights,
G D
We found music, we found rights.

The band’s favorite fan’s name:
Samuel “Sammy” Stone

Testimonial:
“Why do I love Impressionable Eagle? It’s simple really. Their music reaches deep into my soul, it’s more than just tunes and lyrics, it’s a way of life. Each song is a journey, a veritable roller coaster of emotions that resonates with my personal experiences. They’re not just musicians, they’re poets, philosophers… My life would be a lot less colorful without their music. They’re not just my favorite band, they’re a part of who I am.”

Backstory:

Starchy Pity is an unlikely group of musicians who found each other in the heart of the Midwestern United States, in the quiet cornfields of Iowa. The band members, comprising of a former truck driver, an old school music teacher, a disgruntled farmer, and a college dropout, united over their shared love for music and their yearning for a life beyond the vast fields of corn and wheat. Having spent most of their lives under the shade of their starchy produce, Starchy Pity emerged as a musical rebellion, a testament to their unfulfilled dreams, the melancholy of stagnation, and the hope that music brought to their lives.

Despite hailstorms, droughts, and many a broken tractor, the band kept their spirits up, channeling their shared hardships into their music. Their first break came when a video of an impromptu jamming session went viral on social media, bringing them into the limelight. Today, they tour across the country, bringing their unique sound and heartfelt stories to fans everywhere.

Genre:
Country-Rock

Title:
“Dusty Dreams”

Lyrics:

[Verse 1: G-C-D-Em]
(G) Out here in the middle of the golden fields,
(C) Where the sun sets low and the earth yields,
(D) Trapped in the tires, the sweat, and the grime,
(Em) We found a rhythm, we found a rhyme.

[Chorus: C-G-D-Em]
(C) Dusty dreams, starchy pity,
(G) Born and bred in a cornfield city.
(D) We strum our guitars under the moonlight,
(Em) Singing of love, loss, and the endless fight.

[Verse 2: G-C-D-Em]
(G) The stars above, the dirt below,
(C) We’ve got stories that nobody knows,
(D) Of the trucker’s journey, the teacher’s song,
(Em) The farmer’s worries, the dropout’s wrong.

[Chorus: C-G-D-Em]
(C) Dusty dreams, starchy pity,
(G) Born and bred in a cornfield city.
(D) We strum our guitars under the moonlight,
(Em) Singing of love, loss, and the endless fight.

[Bridge: Em-C-G-D]
(Em) We’re not just a band, we’re brothers in arms,
(C) Sharing our joys, sharing our harms,
(G) Life may be tough, but it’s our song,
(D) And we’ll keep on singing, all day long.

[Chorus: C-G-D-Em]
(C) Dusty dreams, starchy pity,
(G) Born and bred in a cornfield city.
(D) We strum our guitars under the moonlight,
(Em) Singing of love, loss, and the endless fight.

Fan Testimonial:

“I’m Martha from Des Moines, as an Iowa native, Starchy Pity is more than a band to me. Their music speaks volumes about the love, the pain, and the struggles of rural America. The lyrics of their songs are my life, my joys, and my tribulations. I’ve been to all their concerts within a 200-mile radius and have every single one of their albums. Their song, ‘Dusty Dreams’, is my anthem, my ode to the life I’ve lived. I love Starchy Pity because they’ve put our small town lives on the map, and have made our stories, our hopes, and our starchy pity, a shared sentiment across America.”