Backstory:
Traumatic Hose was first conceptualized in the winter of 2009 when its founders, Kyle ‘Slapjack’ Riley and Nina ‘Nighthawk’ Hargrove, met at a rundown garage in Seattle. Both were trying to escape the dreariness of their day jobs and stumbled upon each other through a shared love for unconventional music and vintage motorcycles. They bonded over a shared vision: to create a music that was a unique blend of punk rock, electronica, and a dash of funk, unseen and unheard in the music horizon at that time.

After several months of jamming in Kyle’s garage, the duo expanded to include their friends- Peter ‘Pitbull’ Hathaway on drums and Samuel ‘Shadow’ Lopez on bass. This birthed the complete roster of Traumatic Hose, a band that has since been famous for creating a niche for itself in the music industry, and famous for its eccentricity, energy, and its raw, unfiltered sound.

Genre:
Electro Punk-Funk

Title:
“Synthetic Rebellion”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Em C G D
Hey there, living in a concrete jungle
Em C G D
Smothered by the synthetic hustle
Em C G D
Can you hear the undercurrent rumble?
Em C G D
It’s time for a synthetic rebellion

(Chorus)
Am C G D
Break the chains, let the speakers explode
Am C G D
Let the rhythm set your spirit to the road
Am C G D
No more silent stories untold
Am C G D
We’re here for a synthetic rebellion

(Verse 2)
Em C G D
Don’t bow to the clockwork routine
Em C G D
Don’t be a cog in the cold machine
Em C G D
It’s time to make your own scene
Em C G D
Join us in a synthetic rebellion

(Chorus)
Am C G D
Ignite the night, let your colors unfold
Am C G D
Find the rebel rhythm that’s pure gold
Am C G D
This is the tale that should be told
Am C G D
We’re here for a synthetic rebellion

Favorite Fan:
Their favorite fan’s name is Tracy ‘Turbo’ Turner. She’s been following the band since their humble garage days. As a testimonial, Tracy says, “Traumatic Hose isn’t just a band, they are a movement. Their music feels like a punch to the gut and a shock to the system, jolting you awake. Every song is a call to action, a reminder to break free and rebel against the monotony. Whether it’s the raw energy of ‘Slapjack’ or the haunting voice of ‘Nighthawk’, their sound is like a siren call for misfits, dreamers, and rebels. They don’t just play music, they ignite a revolution.”