Whopping Arithmetic

Backstory

Whopping Arithmetic was born out of the unlikely friendship of two math-loving musicians, Charlie “Chord” Chapman and Mikey “Melody” Malone, who met while teaching algebra at a small community college in Oregon. They began experimenting with music to make learning fun for their students. Their songs about equations and theorems were a hit, with the students humming along to their catchy tunes. While grading papers during late-night sessions, they started to integrate music with more complex mathematical concepts. They discovered a strange mesh of alt-rock and mathematical equations that created a unique rhythm and melody, thus Whopping Arithmetic was formed.

In 2012, they decided to take their act from the classroom to the stage. Their music struck a chord with an audience beyond just math enthusiasts, and they quickly gained popularity in the local music scene. Their stage performances, complete with math-themed props and visuals, became the talk of the town. Their fame spread through word-of-mouth, which led to their first record deal in 2014.

Music Genre

Alternative Rock with elements of Math Rock

Song Title

“Prime Number Blues”

Song Lyrics with Chord Progression

(Verse 1)
[G] I’m a prime number, in a [D] world full of composites
[Em] No factors but one and [C] myself, I admit
[G] Lonely in a crowd, on a [D] number line so vast
[Em] Like a solitary star, in an [C] infinite contrast

(Chorus)
[G] I got the prime number [D] blues, the solitary [Em] woes
[C] Divisible by one and me, [G] that’s how it [D] goes
[G] I got the prime number [D] blues, and it’s [Em] quite a sight
[C] Trapped in my own world, [G] alone in the [D] night

(Verse 2)
[G] I see the other numbers, [D] with their partners in tow
[Em] But I’m a prime number, [C] with nowhere to go
[G] I’m in a space of my own, [D] unique in every way
[Em] Can’t be split or divided, [C] that’s how I’ll stay

(Chorus)
[G] I got the prime number [D] blues, feeling so [Em] unique
[C] In a world of multiples, [G] it’s solitude I [D] seek
[G] I got the prime number [D] blues, and it’s [Em] my fate
[C] To be one-of-a-kind, [G] in a world that can’t [D] relate

Favorite Fan

The band’s favorite fan is Amy Johnson, a high school math teacher from Portland. “Whopping Arithmetic’s music made me fall in love with math all over again. Their lyrics are clever, their melodies are catchy, and their energy is infectious. I’ve used their music in my classroom, and it’s amazing to see my students humming along to algebraic formulas and geometric theorems. They have made math fun and accessible for a new generation, and for that, they will always be my favorite band.”

Rectangular Underwear

1. Backstory:
Rectangular Underwear began as a tongue-in-cheek joke at a New Year’s Eve party in 2010 in the heart of Brooklyn, New York. Founders and lifelong friends, Zane “Ziggy” Zellman and Eric “Eagle” Edwards, drunk on cheap beer and a shared love of progressive rock, jokingly decided to form a band. The name, suggested by Ziggy in a moment of inebriated hilarity, stuck, and soon the duo were making music as Rectangular Underwear.

Joined later by drummer Sarah “Stick” Samuel and bassist Jack “Jax” Xavier, the band has since grown into a quartet, carving out a quirky niche in the independent progressive rock scene. The band is revered for their sharp, intelligent lyrics, complex chord progressions, and an unapologetic aversion to taking anything too seriously.

2. Music Genre:
Progressive Rock

3. Song Title:
“Polyester Prophecies”

4. Full song lyrics with chord progression:

(Verse 1 – Am – G – F – E)
In the land of the threadbare, and the kingdom of cotton,
There lies a tale of the misbegotten.
A square so strange, a paragon of despair,
In a world upside down, in your underwear.

(Chorus – C- D – Bm – E)
Polyester Prophecies, whispered in the seams,
Life’s a wild ride, in the land of dreams.
The fabric of reality, it’s all just a game,
Rectangular Underwear, we’re all the same.

(Verse 2 – Am – G – F – E)
Stitched with the threads of a thousand lies,
The truth unravels, and the spirit flies.
Bound by the waistband, shackled and confined,
In the corners of our mind, the truth you’ll find.

(Chorus – C- D – Bm – E)
Polyester Prophecies, whispering the truth,
In the mirrored halls of our misspent youth.
Woven in the fabric, the pattern’s clear,
Rectangular Underwear, have no fear.

5. Fan Testimonial:
Their favorite fan’s name is Becca Thompson. She’s been a loyal follower since their first basement gig in Brooklyn. “I love Rectangular Underwear because they’re not like anything else out there,” says Becca. “Their music is technically brilliant, but it’s their lyrical wit and the way they infuse humor into their songs that really resonates with me. And let’s face it, with a name like Rectangular Underwear, they had me at hello.”

Striped Note

1. Backstory
Once upon a time in the vibrant city of New Orleans, two broke roommates, Alex Stripes and Tom Notes, decided to turn their love for music into something more than just jamming in their apartment. With Alex being a piano prodigy and Tom having an incredible voice, they formed the band ‘Striped Note’ in 2015. The band initially started as a fun project, but their unique sound and vivacious stage presence quickly garnered a lot of attention locally. A few years later, they added two more members: a bassist named Ruby and a drummer named Nick. Together, they continued to captivate audiences with their distinctive style and original songs.

2. Music Genre
Striped Note’s music is a fusion of Indie Rock and Jazz. They are known for their intricate piano melodies, powerful vocals, and a rhythm section that makes you want to get up and dance.

3. Song Title
Their most popular song to date is “Rhythm of the Stripes.”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression (Verse, Chorus)

[Verse 1]
(Am) She walks in (G) like a melody,
(F) A tune that (C) won’t leave my mind,
(Am) Got the rhythm that (G) makes hearts align,
(F) She’s the music, she’s (C) the rhyme.

[Chorus]
(F) Let the rhythm of the stripes (C) take you,
(Am) Underneath the neon lights (G) it wakes you,
(F) Step into the night, (C) let the music make you,
(Am) Striped Note’s playing your song (G) tonight.

[Verse 2]
(Am) Colorful keys (G) under my fingers,
(F) Her voice is (C) the sweetest sound,
(Am) On this stage, (G) we are unbound,
(F) In our melody, (C) we drown.

[Chorus]
(F) Let the rhythm of the stripes (C) take you,
(Am) Underneath the neon lights (G) it wakes you,
(F) Step into the night, (C) let the music make you,
(Am) Striped Note’s playing your song (G) tonight.

5. Fan’s Testimonial
The band’s favorite fan is a young woman named Lily. Lily first saw Striped Note perform at a local music festival and was immediately drawn to their energy and the way they connected with the crowd. She’s been to every one of their shows in the area since. In her own words, “Striped Note’s music hits me in a way that no other does. It’s not just the combination of jazz and rock; it’s the soul that they pour into every performance. Whenever I’m feeling down, their music lifts me up. They’ve become the soundtrack of my life.”

Neglected Envelope

1. Backstory:

Formed in a basement of a shabby house in Manchester, UK, in 2008, Neglected Envelope is a group of four childhood friends who decided to unify their love for music to create a unique sound. The name of the band, Neglected Envelope, was coined from an old, forgotten envelope filled with their adolescent song lyrics, which they found in the same basement where they began their journey. The envelope had been neglected, yet it held the foundation of what would become a revolution in the music scene.

The band’s members are: lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Joe Hartley; lead guitarist, Max Clayton; bassist, Harry Buckley; and drummer, Luke Barnes. They’ve been together since their school days, making a pact to stick together no matter what life throws at them. The band made their first breakthrough in 2011, with their hit single ‘Fractured Melody,’ which instantly became an anthem for the youth.

2. Music Genre:

Neglected Envelope is primarily an alternative rock band but their music also embodies elements of indie and post-punk revival.

3. Song Title:

“Letters Unread”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression:

(Verse 1: E – G – D – A)
(E)
I found an old envelope, lying on the floor,
(G)
Filled with words we wrote, when we wanted more,
(D)
Ink faded on the parchment, like memories in time,
(A)
A symbol of our torment, rhythm without a rhyme.

(Chorus: D – E – G – A)
(D)
Letters unread, dreams unfed,
(E)
Battles we dread, lies we’ve bled,
(G)
In the echoes of the silent night,
(A)
We find our will, we ignite.

(Verse 2: E – G – D – A)
(E)
In the forgotten corners, of our crumpled past,
(G)
We find the unclaimed warnings, shadows we’ve cast,
(D)
But the script on the envelope, whispers a tale,
(A)
Of love that won’t topple, a ship ready to sail.

(Chorus: D – E – G – A)
(D)
Letters unread, passion unsaid,
(E)
Paths we’ve tread, bonds we’ve wed,
(G)
In the ashes of what could have been,
(A)
We rise above, we break the sheen.

5. The band’s favorite fan’s name and testimonial:

The band’s favorite fan is Emily Robinson. Emily has been following Neglected Envelope since their inception and even sported a tattoo of the band’s logo on her wrist. Emily’s testimonial is as follows:

“Neglected Envelope isn’t just a band, it’s a movement. Their lyrics speak to the soul, and their music awakens the spirit. I’ve been with them since the beginning, and I’ve seen them evolve, growing stronger with each hurdle. Their songs like ‘Letters Unread’ resonated with me at a time when I felt lost and alone. They’re more than just my favorite band; they’re my inspiration, my therapy. They’ve taught me that there’s beauty in chaos, and strength in vulnerability.”

Fumbling Visit

1. Backstory:

Fumbling Visit is a band born in the heart of the midwest, Kansas City. The four bandmates – Aaron, Ben, Chris, and Dave – were school friends who discovered a mutual love for music during their high school years. Aaron, the lead vocalist, was a theater kid with a charismatic stage presence, while Ben, the guitarist, was a self-taught prodigy who lived and breathed music. Chris, the drummer, was a quiet soul with a rhythmic genius, and Dave, the bassist, was the practical thinker who kept them all grounded. After a spontaneous performance at a local bar that got the crowd on their feet, they decided to take their passion to the next level and form a band – thus, Fumbling Visit was born.

The band members chose the name ‘Fumbling Visit’ as a tribute to their initial struggles and stumbles in the music industry. They consider each performance a ‘visit’ to the audience’s hearts, and they don’t mind admitting that they ‘fumble’ along the way. Their humility, combined with their undeniable talent, has garnered them a dedicated fanbase that continues to grow with each performance.

2. Music Genre:

Fumbling Visit primarily plays indie rock but often blends elements of folk and pop into their music, creating a unique and captivating sound.

3. Song Title:

“One More Night”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression:

(Verse 1 – G, D, Em, C)

G D
Look at the stars, they’re shining bright,
Em C
Whispering tales of the night.
G D
Here we are, under their light,
Em C
Just you and I, one more night.

(Chorus – G, D, Em, C)

G D
One more night, under the moon,
Em C
One more song, out of tune.
G D
One more laugh, ending soon,
Em C
Just you and I, one more night.

(Verse 2 – G, D, Em, C)

G D
Dreams are woven, secrets shared,
Em C
In the silence, souls are bared.
G D
With your hand in mine, I’m not scared,
Em C
Just you and I, one more night.

(Chorus – G, D, Em, C)

G D
One more night, under the moon,
Em C
One more song, out of tune.
G D
One more laugh, ending soon,
Em C
Just you and I, one more night.

(Outro – G, D, Em, C)

G D
As the dawn begins to break,
Em C
Memories we’ll forever take.
G D
A moment’s pause, for love’s sake,
Em C
Just you and I, one more night.

5. Favorite Fan:

The bands favorite fan is a 19-year-old girl named Lucy Thompson. As a child with a disability, Lucy has faced many challenges throughout her life. She says, “Fumbling Visit is a source of inspiration and strength for me. Their music speaks to me on so many levels and their journey, from humble beginnings to the success they’re achieving now, is a testament that stumbling blocks can be stepping stones. They are my favorite because they make me believe that even I, with all my struggles, can make a difference in this world. Their music is a ray of hope, love, and positivity in my life.”

Bright Excuse

1. Backstory

Bright Excuse is a rock band formed in 2011 in the bustling city of Austin, Texas. The quartet was brought together by their shared love of music and the desire to create sounds that challenge the conventions of mainstream rock. Lead singer and guitarist, Jake Palmer, met bassist, Mike Fields, during their high school years, where their shared rebellious spirit and passion for rock music sparked an instant friendship. Together, they began playing local gigs and later expanded their lineup with drummer, Pete Stevens, and keyboardist, Sam Johnson. With hard work and endless rehearsals in their garages, Bright Excuse crafted a sound that is uniquely their own.

Their journey to stardom was not without its share of challenges. The band’s name was inspired by those who doubted their dream, seeing their pursuit of music as nothing more than a ‘bright excuse’ to avoid a conventional career path. Their name served as a constant reminder of their commitment to prove the doubters wrong. Through gritty determination and a steadfast belief in their music, Bright Excuse broke into the music scene, quickly gaining a dedicated fanbase with their electric performances and emotive lyrics.

2. Music Genre

Bright Excuse’s music is a mix of classic rock, indie, and alternative.

3. Song Title

“Chasing Shadows”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progressions:

(Verse 1: C – G – Am – F)
C G
Running through the night,
Am F
Chasing shadows, losing sight.

C G
Cigarette burns in my hand,
Am F
In this lonely, no man’s land.

(Chorus: Am – G – F – C)
Am G
We’re just fools in this game,
F C
Chasing shadows, all the same.

(Verse 2)
C G
Streetlights flicker and fade,
Am F
In the darkness, promises are made.

C G
No stars to guide our way,
Am F
In the ruins, we choose to stay.

(Chorus)
Am G
We’re just fools in this game,
F C
Chasing shadows, all the same.

(Bridge: Em – F – C – G)
Em F
Break free from these chains,
C G
In the echoes of forgotten lanes.

(Chorus)
Am G
We’re just fools in this game,
F C
Chasing shadows, all the same.

(Outro)
C G
Running through the night,
Am F
Chasing shadows, losing sight…

5. Bands Favorite Fan’s Name

One of the band’s most dedicated fans is a woman named Sarah Thompson. Sarah discovered Bright Excuse during a tough time in her life and their music provided a healing solace. She has been following them since their early days, attending almost every gig and becoming a well-known face to the band. Sarah’s dedication to their music and her unwavering support have deeply touched the band members. Here’s what Sarah has to say about Bright Excuse:

“As someone who has always found solace in music, discovering Bright Excuse was like finding a home. Their lyrics speak directly to my soul and their music has been the soundtrack to my life for the past decade. Their unique blend of classic and indie rock is like nothing else out there. The passion and emotion they pour into their music is palpable, and their live performances are positively electric. Bright Excuse isn’t just a band to me, they’re a part of my life’s narrative.”

Enormous Ban

1. Backstory
Enormous Ban was born in the bustling heart of Los Angeles, California. The group, made up of childhood friends Zack, Tommy, and Alex, started from humble beginnings, experimenting with different styles and sounds in their parents’ basements. From those early days of jam sessions and music explorations, the trio realized that they had more than just a shared love of music; they had a unique sound that needed to be heard by the world.

After graduating from high school, the trio decided to dedicate their lives to their shared passion and they formed Enormous Ban. Their dedication paid off when a demo of their work landed on the desk of a renowned record producer. After listening to their unique sound, he immediately signed them and their journey catapulted from playing in small local bars to performing at sold-out stadiums.

2. Music Genre
Enormous Ban are a fusion of Indie Rock and Electro-Pop, creating a mesmerizing blend of catchy rhythms and introspective lyrics that resonate with a wide range of audiences.

3. Song Title
“Echo of Yesterday”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression

(Verse 1) [C G Am F]
Underneath the starlit sky,
In the echo of yesterday,
We danced till the break of dawn,
And let our fears slip away.

(Chorus) [G C Em D]
Echo of yesterday, (echo of yesterday)
Guide us through the night,
Show us the way, (show us the way)
Under the moonlight bright.

(Verse 2) [C G Am F]
With every beat of our hearts,
The rhythm took us far,
In the echo of yesterday,
Underneath the midnight stars.

(Chorus) [G C Em D]
Echo of yesterday, (echo of yesterday)
Lead us in our dance,
In your arms, we sway, (in your arms, we sway)
Lost in your trance.

(Bridge) [Am Em F C]
In the echo, we found love and light,
In the echo, we found the rhythm of night,
In the echo, we found our song,
In the echo, we belonged.

(Chorus) [G C Em D]
Echo of yesterday, (echo of yesterday)
You’re our guiding light,
In your melody, we sway, (in your melody, we sway)
Into the starry night.

5. Fan Testimonial
“Enormous Ban has been my favorite band since I first heard their music. My name is Kelsey and their melodies speak to my soul like no other. Every song is a journey and I find myself completely lost in their music. From their mesmerizing rhythms to their introspective lyrics, Enormous Ban’s sound is a unique fusion that I can’t get enough of. Plus, the guys are so down-to-earth and genuine, it’s really refreshing in today’s music industry. I feel like they’re my friends, playing just for me. That’s why I’ll always be their number one fan.”

Writhing Garden

1. Backstory:
Formed in the heart of Texas, Writhing Garden came to life in the early 2000s when childhood friends, lead vocalist Asher “Thorn” Parker and drummer Kit “Oak” Jenkins, decided to express their resilience and love for nature through music. The pair, who grew up exploring the vast wilderness and reading poetry, found solace in their shared passion for music. Soon, they were joined by bassist Luna “Ivy” Martinez and guitarist Sage “Bramble” Johnson, completing the ensemble that would soon take the rock scene by storm. Writhing Garden’s unique sound is deeply steeped in their love for the natural world and the complex metaphors it provides, expressed through their raw, powerful music and poetic lyrics.

2. Music Genre:
Alternative Rock

3. Song Title:
“To Bloom in Shadows”

4. Full song lyrics with chord progression:

(Verse – C, Am, Em, G)
In the heart of a concrete jungle, I found life (C, Am)
Beneath the shadows of skyscrapers, a writhing garden (Em, G)
Butterflies dancing in neon light, we’re to bloom in shadows (C, Am)
In our veins, the rhythm pulsates, echoes of the wild (Em, G)

(Chorus – F, C, G)
We are the seeds sown in the midnight hour (F, C)
To bloom in shadows, we found our power (G)
In the heart of darkness, we learn to fight (F, C)
Writhing Garden, we bloom at night (G)

(Verse – C, Am, Em, G)
In the silence of the city, we found a voice (C, Am)
A melody that echoes in its steel and glass heart (Em, G)
The moon’s our sun; the stars, our spotlight, we’re to bloom in shadows (C, Am)
In our songs, the whispers of the wilderness (Em, G)

(Chorus – F, C, G)
We are the seeds sown in the midnight hour (F, C)
To bloom in shadows, we found our power (G)
In the heart of darkness, we learn to fight (F, C)
Writhing Garden, we bloom at night (G)

5. The band’s favorite fan’s name and testimonial:

The band’s favorite fan is Emerson “Em” Browning. Em has been following Writhing Garden since its inception, attending every local show, and even traveling across states to show his support.

Emerson’s testimonial: “I’ve been with Writhing Garden from the start. Their music is a lifeline for me. It’s raw, truthful, and poetic. Their songs, especially ‘To Bloom in Shadows’, resonates with me on a deep level. It’s about blooming in adversity, about finding your power and voice even in the darkest corners of life. Writhing Garden’s music is like a forest in the heart of a city; it breathes life into the concrete wilderness. Their music is a sanctuary for those of us who bloom in the shadows.”

Frosty Man

1. Backstory:

Frosty Man was born in the blustery winds of Chicago, Illinois in 2010. The band members, lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Daniel “Danny Frost” Frostenson, lead guitarist Jackson “Jax” Snow, bassist Ben “Blizzard” Frost, and drummer Leo “Icy” Frost, were a group of weather-beaten friends who found their solace in music. Their initial gatherings were in frosty garages, where their breath fogged up in the cold air, crafting the perfect ambiance for their creative juices to flow. From these humble beginnings, Frosty Man was born, and they have since become a familiar name in the American music scene.

In their early years, they played small gigs in local bars and clubs, where their brand of music gradually garnered a growing following. Their big breakthrough came in 2013 when they won a local battle of the bands competition, catching the attention of a record label executive who was in attendance. The rest, they say, is history as Frosty Man continues to chill the hearts of fans worldwide.

2. Music Genre:

Frosty Man’s music can be described as a fusion of Indie Rock and Alternative Folk. Their music is characterized by electric guitar riffs, atmospheric basslines, and solid drum beats, layered with introspective lyrics and haunting harmonies.

3. Song Title:

Their hit song is titled “Snowflakes on my Guitar.”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression:

(Verse 1) (G D Em C)
G D
Snowflakes on my guitar, beneath the wintery sky,
Em C
Lost in thoughts of you, as another day goes by.
G D
Your memory, it haunts me, like the cold wind’s eerie cry,
Em C
Underneath the moonlight, as my tears begin to dry.

(Chorus) (C G D Em)
C G D Em
You’re like the snow, pure and bright, yet cold to touch,
C G D
In your absence, my heart aches so much.

(Verse 2) (G D Em C)
G D
Wandering through the streets, with frosty breath and sight,
Em C
In the icy silence, I find no respite.
G D
Echoes of your laughter, in the freezing winter night,
Em C
Left me with a heartache, as cold as the winter white.

(Chorus)

(Outro) (G D Em C)
G D
Snowflakes on my guitar, as the frosty man I remain,
Em C
Waiting for the spring, to melt away the pain.

5. Fan Testimonial:

“I’m Hannah Frost, no relation to the band but a die-hard fan. Frosty Man’s music is the perfect soundtrack for my winter days. Their lyrics resonate deeply, as if they’ve somehow put my feelings into words. Every chord, every note, every word they sing, feels like a warm embrace. Their music is a beacon of warmth in the cold, a balm to my sometimes frosty soul. There’s something so comforting about their sound; it’s like a warm blanket on a cold winter night.”

Nimble Complaint

1. Backstory:
Born from the eclectic streets of Seattle, Washington, Nimble Complaint was initially a casual gathering of four college friends experimenting with music in their shared apartment. The band came into existence in 2015 when lead vocalist and guitarist, Ryker Dawson, teamed up with drummer, Oliver Denman, bass guitarist, Myles Bartley and keyboardist, Liam Boone. Their shared love for music and a desire to break free from the conventional sound coalesced into the formation of Nimble Complaint. Their unique fusion of introspective lyrics with unconventional melodies garnered a cult following in the local underground scene, propelling them to their current mainstream status.

2. Music Genre:
Nimble Complaint is best categorized under the genre of Indie Pop with a flair of electronica undertones. Their music is a harmonious blend of diverse influences from alternative rock, pop, synth-pop, and electronic music.

3. Song Title:
“Tempest in Teardrops”

4. Full Song Lyrics with Chord Progression:

(Verse 1) [Em, C, G, D]
Em C G D
In the heart of the night, when the stars lose their light.
Em C G D
I find myself lost, caught in a tempest of teardrops.

(Chorus) [C, G, D]
C G D
And as the rain pours down, washing this lonely town,
C G D
I’m tumbling in the tempest of my teardrops.

(Verse 2) [Em, C, G, D]
Em C G D
The echoes of love, they shiver and shove,
Em C G D
In the silence of my soul, deep inside this tempest of teardrops.

(Chorus) [C, G, D]
C G D
When the dawn breaks through, painting the sky with hues,
C G D
I still find myself in a tempest of teardrops.

(Outro) [Em, C, G, D]
Em C G D
And in the heart of the night, when the stars regain their light,
Em C G D
I still find myself lost, in the tempest of my teardrops.

5. The band’s favorite fan’s name and testimonial:
Nimble Complaint’s favorite fan is Emily Hart, a librarian from their hometown. She has been following the band since their underground days and attends all their gigs, almost like a tradition. Emily loves their music for its unique sound and profound lyrics that resonate with her.

“I adore Nimble Complaint because their music is an emotional refuge. It isn’t just about the sound but the raw emotions that bleed into their lyrics. It’s as if they’ve managed to encapsulate soul-stirring narratives within their melodies. Their song ‘Tempest in Teardrops’ speaks to me on so many levels. It’s the kind of music that makes you feel seen, heard, and understood.”