Backstory:

Sardonic Tower, a band of five close friends, emerged from the gloomy bayous of Louisiana. The band was formed in 2010 when lead-singer and guitarist, Jaxon Locke, convinced his childhood friends to take their high school jam sessions to a professional level. The group, made up of Locke, drummer Eli Hardy, bassist Max Silver, keyboardist Lara Finch, and backup vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Seth Morton, began honing their skills in a dilapidated tower Locke inherited from his eccentric uncle. The tower, known for its history and mystery, inspired the name, ‘Sardonic Tower.’ The band started playing gigs at local bars and clubs, gaining a reputation for their haunting melodies and sardonic lyrics. Their breakthrough came when a recording of their performance went viral on social media, leading to a record deal and solidifying their place in the music industry.

Genre:

Alternative Rock

Title:

“Climbing Shadows”

Full song lyrics with chord progression:

(Verse)
Am Em G D
In the shadow of the tower, beneath the moonlight’s glower,
Am Em G D
Barefoot and wild, running like a child.
Am Em G D
Tales of old, secrets left untold,
Am Em G D
In the heart of the night, we ignite.

(Chorus)
C G D Em
Climbing shadows, chasing echoes,
C G D Em
In sardonic tower, we find our power.
C G D Em
Rising higher, fueled by desire,
C G D Em
In the heart of the night, we take flight.

(Verse)
Am Em G D
Eyes wide open, words unspoken,
Am Em G D
Guided by stars, bearing our scars.
Am Em G D
Lost in this maze, set ablaze,
Am Em G D
In the heart of the night, we ignite.

(Chorus)
C G D Em
Climbing shadows, chasing echoes,
C G D Em
In sardonic tower, we find our power.
C G D Em
Rising higher, fueled by desire,
C G D Em
In the heart of the night, we take flight.

Favorite Fan:

The band’s favorite fan is a girl named Harper, a Louisiana native who has been following the band since their early days of playing at local venues. She is not just a fan but a part of their journey, always front and center at every show, cheering them on. Her dedication has been instrumental in the band’s rise to fame.

Testimonial:

“Sardonic Tower embodies everything I love about music. Their lyrics are like poetry, and their melodies are hauntingly beautiful. I’ve been with them from the start, and to see their progression has been amazing. The way their music connects with the audience, it’s like they’re telling your story. For me, there’s no band quite like Sardonic Tower.” – Harper.

Backstory:
Querulous Authority sprouted from the foggy streets of London, England in the year 2002. The band was formed by four art college mates, all of whom shared a passion for music that pushes boundaries and challenges the status quo. The original members of the band, lead vocalist and guitarist Dominic Prince, bass guitarist Arthur Hyde, drummer Robbie Clare, and keyboardist Leo Hargrove, bonded over their shared dissatisfaction with the mainstream music scene. They decided to create their own sound, one that expressed their distinctive perspectives and beliefs, calling into question the authority of societal norms and policies. Querulous Authority has since then become a significant part of the underground music scene, gaining a cult following with their unique sound and unabashed lyrical themes.

Genre:
Post-punk / Experimental Rock

Title:
“Vagrant Voices”

Full Song Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Gm / F / C / C
In a world where silence breeds,
Gm / F / C / C
Vagrant voices, we do heed.
Bb / F / C / D
In the shadows, we find light,
Bb / F / C / D
Screaming at the endless night.

[Chorus]
Gm / F / C / C
We are the querulous authority,
Gm / F / C / C
Rising from the ashes of conformity.
Bb / F / C / D
We won’t be silenced, we won’t be tamed,
Bb / F / C / D
We are the fire, we are the flame.

[Verse 2]
Gm / F / C / C
In a world where the truth is sold,
Gm / F / C / C
We weave stories, bold and bold.
Bb / F / C / D
Through our music, through our verse,
Bb / F / C / D
We aim to heal the universe.

(Repeat Chorus)

Fan Testimonial:
The band’s favorite fan is a passionate music-lover named Sophie Turner. Sophie has been a die-hard fan of Querulous Authority since their inception. She has attended every single one of their concerts and is known for her dedication, even traveling across countries to see them perform. Sophie praises Querulous Authority for their raw and rebellious sound, as well as their thought-provoking lyrics.

“Querulous Authority isn’t just a band to me, they are a revolution. Their music speaks to me on a personal level, challenging the norms and questioning the authority. They represent the voice of the unheard, the underrepresented. Every lyric, every chord progression speaks volumes about their commitment to incite change through their music. And that’s why they will always be my favorite band.” – Sophie Turner.

Backstory:

Tender Border was born during a time when a group of close friends from high school found themselves at different ends of the country for college. The longing for their home and their shared memories sparked the creation of this band. Comprised of lead vocalist Jeremy Hopkins, guitarist Mark Whitman, drummer Lily Marshall, and bassist Hugo Turner, Tender Border’s journey began in their own backyards on balmy summer nights, transitioning into jamming sessions in their dorm rooms. The band’s emotional connection and shared experiences became the soul of their music, leading them to deliver heartfelt performances that resonated with audiences everywhere.

Genre:

Their music can best be described as indie folk-rock, with a touch of Americana. They have a knack for blending mellow acoustic melodies with heartfelt lyrics, echoing reflections of their own personal experiences and the broader human condition. Tender Border’s unique sound is characterized by a blend of rhythmic guitar strumming, powerful drum beats, and resonant bass lines, complemented perfectly by Hopkins’ rich, emotive vocals.

Title:

“One More Summer”

Full song lyrics:

Verse 1:
(G) They say the past is just a (D) memory,
(Em) And tomorrow is an (C) unwritten song.
(G) But I’m stuck in the middle, (D)
(Em) Feeling lost in a riddle, (C)

Chorus:
(G) Give me one more summer,
(D) One more laugh under the twilight.
(Em) Let’s relive the joy and the blunder,
(C) Before we say goodnight.
(G) One more summer,
(D) Underneath the endless sky,
(Em) Chasing dreams before they asunder,
(C) Before we say goodbye.

Verse 2:
(G) The road stretches like a (D) dream,
(Em) And home feels like a (C) distant star.
(G) The city lights don’t (D) glow the same,
(Em) I long for our old town’s (C) charm.

(Repeat Chorus)

Favorite Fan:

Our favorite fan is Emily Patterson. She’s been with us since the beginning, faithfully attending every single gig we’ve played, whether it was in a crowded bar or at a small town festival. Emily’s testimonial is, “Tender Border is more than just a band for me. Their music resonates with my life experiences. It’s almost as if they’ve stolen pages from my diary and composed tunes around them. The raw emotion they project through their songs is not just heard, but felt. They are my favorite because they have the uncanny ability to transport me back to my own ‘one more summer’ and they do it with such grace and authenticity. They are a gem in the world of music.”

Backstory:
Motionless Potato was born out of a shared dorm room in a quirky New England liberal arts college. The founding members -guitarist Henry “Hank” Reilly, drummer Simon “Sy” Goldberg, and bassist Lily “Liz” Zhang- were all majoring in different fields, but found a common love for music and creativity. Their unique band name came about during a marathon late-night study session, when they spotted a forgotten bag of potatoes that had sat motionless in the corner of their room for weeks. The trio found humor in the randomness of the name and decided to embrace it, hoping that it would reflect their unconventional approach to music.

The band spent the initial years playing at college festivals and local pubs, gradually building a fanbase. Following their graduation, they moved to Brooklyn and began recording their music while working part-time jobs. Their unique blend of psychedelia and folk-rock, coupled with their tongue-in-cheek lyrics, began to resonate with a larger audience. As they climbed the ladder of indie music, Motionless Potato remained true to their roots, maintaining their signature quirkiness and commitment to artistic expression.

Genre:
Psychedelic Folk-Rock

Song Title:
“A Glimpse of the Cosmic Spud”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
C G Am Em
Look at the sky, it’s a velvet kind of night
F C G
Stars drawing pictures for the colorblind
C G Am Em
In the distance, an echo of a lullaby
F C G
Bouncing off the walls of the Spacetime

(Chorus)
F C G
Oh shining, cosmic spud
Am Em F
Unmoved in the celestial flood
C G Am
Teach us to be still yet fly
F C G
In the vast theater of the sky

(Verse 2)
C G Am Em
Through the kaleidoscope of the universe
F C G
We find humor in the poignant verse
C G Am Em
A motionless potato in the cosmic stir
F C G
Symbol of tranquility we so prefer

(Chorus)
F C G
Oh shining, cosmic spud
Am Em F
Unmoved in the celestial flood
C G Am
Teach us to be still yet soar
F C G
In the cosmic maze evermore

Bridge:
Dm Em F G
May we find peace, in the quiet
Dm Em F G
May we flourish, in the riot

(Chorus)
F C G
Oh shining, cosmic spud
Am Em F
Unmoved in the celestial flood
C G Am
Teach us to be still yet glide
F C G
In the cosmic dance, be our guide

Fan’s Name and Testimonial:
Fan’s Name: Jenny Masterson

Testimonial: “Motionless Potato is my absolute favorite band because they offer something truly unique. Their music is not just a combination of pleasing sounds, it’s a creative journey that takes you to unexpected places. Every song is an adventure that makes you think, laugh, cry, and most importantly, feel. Their lyrics are profound yet playful, and their overall vibe is refreshingly authentic. There’s a certain comfort in their music, like a warm, familiar blanket in the cold unknown of the universe. As a fan, it feels like I am part of this fantastic journey of exploring humanity through music.”

Backstory:
Unlined Income is a band that started in the vibrant city of Seattle during the late 90s. The founding members, Alex Grafton (lead vocals, rhythm guitar) and Mark Plank (drums, backing vocals), were high school friends who found solace in music during their tumultuous teenage years. After finishing college, they decided to form a band and express their thoughts on society, freedom, and their mutual disdain for the 9-5 grind. They were later joined by Sarah Jones (bass) and Tom Helms (lead guitar), both of whom brought a new depth and complexity to the band’s sound. Unlined Income became known for their electric performances and their thought-provoking lyrics, garnering a dedicated fanbase.

Genre:
Alternative Rock

Title:
“Paper Chains”

Full song lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Em G
Trapped in the cage of corporate race
Em C
Freedom’s a memory we barely trace
Am Em
Chasing after the gleaming gold
Am Em
Are we just doing as we are told?

(Chorus)
C G Em
Paper chains, Unlined Income
C G Em
In this game, are we really free?
C G Em
Paper Chains, Unlined Income
C G Em
Is this life just a life decree?

(Verse 2)
Em G
Dreams sold in the market place
Em C
Reality’s a pill we often brace
Am Em
Living life in the paper chase
Am Em
Is this the human race’s grace?

(Repeat Chorus)
C G Em
Paper chains, Unlined Income
C G Em
In this game, are we really free?
C G Em
Paper Chains, Unlined Income
C G Em
Is this life just a life decree?

Fan’s Name:
Julie Simmons

Testimonial:
“I’ve followed Unlined Income since their first gig in the local bar. Their music has always resonated with me because it talks about real life, the grind, and the sometimes soul-crushing monotony. It’s not easy to find a band that can so beautifully articulate your thoughts and emotions. Their song ‘Paper Chains’ is my anthem; it gets me through the tough days. Unlined Income isn’t just my favorite band, they’re my lifeline.”

Backstory:

Dental Implementation was born out of a dentist’s waiting room in the small town of Colgate, Oklahoma. The lead singer, Tom “Tooth” Thompson, was a dental hygienist with a love for music, who often sang to his patients to calm their nerves. One day, Tooth was overheard by Jeremy “Drill” Daniels, an oral surgeon with a secret talent for songwriting. Intrigued by Tooth’s unique voice and charisma, Drill proposed a musical collaboration, and Dental Implementation was born. They quickly recruited Tooth’s receptionist, Carol “Cavity” Carson on bass, and Drill’s anesthesiologist, Mike “Molar” Miller on drums, and they began writing songs inspired by their day jobs, turning the often-feared dental visit into a joyous musical exploration.

Genre:
Dental Implementation identifies their musical genre as a unique blend of Punk-Rock and Dental Pop.

Title:
Their hit song is called “Root Canal Romance”.

Full song lyrics:

Verse 1:
[Am] “I saw her sitting in the [G] waiting room,
[Am] Her eyes as captivating as a [G] dental bloom.
[Am] She’s got a smile that could light up a [G] tomb,
[F] And I’m just a dentist, [E] sweeping with my broom.”

Chorus:
[Am] “It’s a root canal romance, [G] baby don’t you see,
[Am] You’re the crown I’ve been waiting for, [G] you’re perfect for me.
[F] I’ll clean your cavities, make your enamel [E] gleam,
[Am] It’s a root canal romance, [G] you’re my dental dream.”

Verse 2:
[Am] “She’s got teeth as white as [G] porcelain,
[Am] A laugh that could make a hygienist [G] grin.
[Am] Love is the floss that ties us, [G] thin,
[F] And our love story is just [E] begin.”

(Repeat Chorus)

Fan Testimonial:

Dental Implementation’s biggest fan is Molly “Mouth” Martin. Molly discovered Dental Implementation during a rough patch in her life when she was struggling with a severe toothache. She stumbled upon their music video for “Root Canal Romance” and immediately fell in love with their unique, catchy tunes and relatable lyrics. Molly states, “Dental Implementation isn’t just a band, they’re a community. When I listen to their music, I feel understood and comforted. They turned my dental dread into a dental delight. They’re more than my favorite band; they’re like my second family.”

Backstory:

Infamous Crow is a band that started out as a passion project between three childhood friends- Jake, Mike and Sally, in the small town of Asheville, North Carolina. The trio would spend hours in their makeshift garage studio, playing their hearts out, and letting the rhythm of their dreams come alive in the purity of their music. Their name, Infamous Crow, is a tribute to an old town tale about a crow that would never quit, despite its notoriety, much like their own spirit. After years of playing at local gigs, they were discovered by a prominent music producer who was in town for a festival. Their raw talent and unique sound led them to greater heights, and they soon became a nationally recognized band, retaining their humble attitude and their strong bond of friendship.

Genre:
Rock/ Folk Rock

Title:
“Dancing Shadows”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
C#m B A G#
Underneath the willow, where we used to play,
C#m B A G#
Found our shadows dancing, in the break of day,
C#m B A G#
Memories came rushing, like a forgotten song,
C#m B A G#
In the heart of the meadow, where we belong.

(Chorus)
E B C#m G#
Dancing shadows, whispering winds,
E B C#m G#
Carry us home, where the story begins,
E B C#m G#
Underneath the stars, by the old stone well,
E B C#m G#
In our hometown, where our hearts dwell.

(Verse 2)
C#m B A G#
Chasing dreams and fireflies, under the moon’s soft glow,
C#m B A G#
We found our rhythm, in the ebb and flow,
C#m B A G#
Our love was wild and free, like the river’s song,
C#m B A G#
In the heart of the meadow, where we belong.

(Chorus)
E B C#m G#
Dancing shadows, whispering winds,
E B C#m G#
Carry us home, where the story begins,
E B C#m G#
Underneath the stars, by the old stone well,
E B C#m G#
In our hometown, where our hearts dwell.

Favorite Fan’s Name: Emily Jenkins

Emily Jenkins, known affectionally as ‘Crow Caller’ among the Infamous Crow fan circle, is a die-hard fan from the very beginning. When asked why Infamous Crow is her favorite, Emily said, “Their music resonates with my soul. It’s like they’re telling my story through their songs. The raw passion, the authenticity, the way they pour their hearts into their performances, it’s all incredibly captivating. And the best part is, they’ve remained grounded even after achieving so much success. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting them at a fan meet, and they’re the most humble and genuine people I’ve ever met. Infamous Crow isn’t just a band to me, it’s a way of life.”

Backstory:

Frugal Vehicle, a band of misfits formed in the heart of Chicago in late 2000, was born from the shared humble beginnings and passion for music of five friends. The members, who had each dedicated their lives to different forms of music, from blues to rock, found common ground in a garage belonging to the vocalist, Eddie Rivers. The name of the band, Frugal Vehicle, was inspired by an old, run-down yet surprisingly resilient van, which they used to travel for their first series of gigs. The van turned out to be a metaphor for their journey, as they struggled through initial hardships, always moving forward with sheer determination and a shared love of their craft.

Their music wasn’t an immediate hit. However, their unique blend of different music genres, along with their emotionally charged lyrics, slowly found its way into the hearts of listeners. Today, they have a dedicated fan base who appreciate their music and the story behind it.

Genre:

Blues-Rock

Title:

“Running on Fumes”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
[G] She’s old, she’s rusty, but she [D] runs
[Em] Carrying dreams under the [C] setting sun
[G] She might not look like much, [D] but she’s got heart
[Em] And you can’t measure [C] that on a chart

(Chorus)
[C] Oh, we’re running on [G] fumes, [D] but we’re going strong
[Em] Pushing through the night, [C] singing our song
[G] We’re a frugal vehicle, [D] but we’ve got drive
[Em] And as long as there’s a spark, [C] we’ll survive

(Verse 2)
[G] She’s seen better days, she’s [D] seen worse
[Em] But she’s got stories, [C] each a universe
[G] She’s a testament to [D] hope, to resilience
[Em] In this world that [C] often lacks sense

(Chorus)
[C] Oh, we’re running on [G] fumes, [D] but we’re going strong
[Em] Pushing through the night, [C] singing our song
[G] We’re a frugal vehicle, [D] but we’ve got drive
[Em] And as long as there’s a spark, [C] we’ll survive

Favorite Fan Testimonial:

Sarah Johnson, a long-time follower of Frugal Vehicle, says, “I’ve never connected with a band the way I connect with them. Their music isn’t about flashy cars or lavish parties; it’s about real struggles, and more importantly, about hope. They remind me that it’s okay to be imperfect, to have problems. What matters is to keep going, just like their old van. I’ve been to every concert in my city since 2008, and I plan on continuing to do so.”

Backstory:
Well-Informed Logic came about in the bustling college town of Berkeley, California, during the height of the tech bubble in the late 90s. The core members, Alexander “Xander” Kingsley, a physics major and adept keyboardist, and Lora Simmons, a philosophy student and skilled vocalist, met during a late-night jam session at a local coffee house. They found that their distinct academic backgrounds fuelled exciting conversation, which spilled over into their music. Their shared passion for making complex concepts accessible through music led to the formation of Well-Informed Logic. Joined by drummer, Ethan “E” Blaine, a mathematics prodigy, and bass guitarist, Sarah “Saz” Morse, an English literature enthusiast, the band was complete.

Their journey was initially slow, punctuated by college gigs, local performances, and small music festivals. However, their popularity exploded when they won a statewide Battle of the Bands, leading to their music reaching a broader audience. Their thought-provoking lyrics, combined with intricate compositions, struck a chord with listeners, making Well-Informed Logic a band to reckon with on the indie music scene.

Genre:
Indie Pop/Rock

Title:
Quantum Love

Full Song Lyrics:

Verse 1: (G Em C D)
Heisenberg might be uncertain, (G Em)
But my love for you, it’s a closed equation, (C D)
Strumming strings of my heart, oh darling, (G Em)
You’re my Quantum Love in this grand creation. (C D)

Chorus: (Em C G D)
Quantum Love, Quantum Love, (Em C)
In this universe you’re all I’m thinking of. (G D)
Like particles entangled, we resonate, (Em C)
Quantum Love, with you, I celebrate. (G D)

Verse 2: (G Em C D)
In the realm of infinite possibilities, (G Em)
You’re my constant in a world of variables, (C D)
Like the force of gravity, you pull me close, (G Em)
Our Quantum Love is simply invaluable. (C D)

Chorus: (Em C G D)
Quantum Love, Quantum Love, (Em C)
In every dimension, you’re what I dream of. (G D)
Together we’re a theory tested and proved, (Em C)
Quantum Love, in you, I’ve moved. (G D)

Testimonial:

Fan’s Name: Timothy “Tim” Turner

“As a physics teacher and longtime music lover, Well-Informed Logic is my favorite band. Their music is not just great to listen to, but it also helps me explain complex concepts to my students in a relatable way. Their track ‘Quantum Love’ is particularly close to my heart – I’ve used it to explain quantum entanglement! I’ve been following them since their early days, and it’s heartening to see how they’ve grown while keeping their unique blend of intellect and music intact. They’re simply the best, and they’ve made science cool for my students!”

Backstory:
Awful Workshop was formed on a cold winter evening in the heart of Brooklyn, New York by a group of friends who shared a mutual love for music and a distaste for the mainstream music industry. Comprised of lead vocalist and songwriter Charlie “Chaz” Donovan, guitarist and back-up vocalist Samantha “Sammy” Lane, bassist Jake “Jazz Hands” Henderson, and drummer Neil “Sticks” Martinez, the band was born out of a desire to create something raw, authentic, and unlike anything on the radio. They named their band Awful Workshop as a tongue-in-cheek nod to their initially terrible music-making efforts in Sammy’s parents’ garage, their first “workshop.”

Over the years, their musical talents grew, but they never forgot their roots. Their music is a blend of personal experiences, raw emotions, and social commentary, reflecting their unconventional journey in the music industry. Despite their humble beginnings and offbeat name, Awful Workshop has become a beacon of hope for fans who crave something different from mainstream music.

Genre:
Alternative Rock

Title:
“Scrapyard Melody”

Full Song Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
[G] Down in the scrapyard, beneath the [Em] city lights, (G Em)
[C] We found our voices in the [D] dead of night. (C D)
[G] Strings tied to our hearts, we played our [Em] part,
[C] In this awful workshop, where we [D] made our start. (C D)

(Chorus)
[G] In our scrapyard melody, we [Em] found our tune,
[C] Amidst the rust and memories, under the [D] silver moon.
[G] With every strum, every beat, every [Em] heartfelt sigh,
[C] We composed our lives in this [D] workshop, under the [G] starry sky. (G)

(Verse 2)
[G] We sang of love, we sang of [Em] pain,
[C] Our lyrics whispering like the [D] softest rain.
[G] Our music echoed in the [Em] alley’s heart,
[C] In this awful workshop, where we [D] left our mark. (C D)

(Chorus)
[G] Our scrapyard melody, a [Em] symphony so bold,
[C] We stitched our dreams into the [D] music we hold.
[G] From the steel strings of our guitars, to the [Em] drum’s fervent cry,
[C] We found our purpose in this [D] workshop, under the [G] endless sky. (G)

Bands Favorite Fan’s Name:
Rachel Thompson

Testimonial:
“I can’t accurately express how much I love Awful Workshop’s music. Their songs are raw, real, and they resonate with me on a deeply personal level. I’ve been through some tough times, and their music has been a constant source of comfort and inspiration. I feel like they’re not just a band, but friends who understand my struggles and speak directly to my soul through their music. Plus, their live shows are magical! I can’t wait for their next album. Awful Workshop is, and always will be, my favorite band.”