Backstory:
Sardonic Distribution was birthed in the vibrant music scene of Austin, Texas in 2015. The trio, comprised of childhood friends – lead guitarist and vocalist, Jake “Sardonic” Sardini, bassist, Max “Distribute” Distrib, and drummer, Danny “Beats” Beatson, spent their formative years indulging in a shared love of punk rock and blues. After countless jamming sessions in Jake’s garage, they decided to give their group an official name, thus Sardonic Distribution was born, with a mission to distribute their sardonic humor and sharp societal commentary through their music.

Their debut album, “Ironic Downpour,” catapulted them into the indie music scene, giving them a massive fan base who appreciated their unique fusion of punk rock and blues with biting lyrics. They soon found themselves performing at renowned music festivals and touring nationally. Their music resonated with the disillusioned youth and those craving for a fresh and raw perspective on the society we live in today.

Genre:
Punk Blues

Title:
“Cynical Melody”

Full song lyrics:

(Verse)
E D A E
Feeling like a misfit in this plastic parade,
E D A E
Chasing hollow dreams till the colors fade.
E D A E
They sell us sweet lies, but we taste the charade,
E D A E
In this cynical melody, we serenade.

(Chorus)
A E D A
Oh, the dance of the disillusioned, under the streetlight’s glow,
A E D A
To the beat of the heartbroken, where the lonely winds blow.
A E D A
We sing our cynical melody, in whispers and screams,
A E D A
In this symphony of chaos, we bury our dreams.

(Verse)
E D A E
In the heart of the city, where the shadows play,
E D A E
We wear our scars like badges, in the light of day.
E D A E
They promise us paradise, but deliver decay,
E D A E
Singing this cynical melody, we find our way.

(Chorus)
A E D A
Oh, the dance of the disillusioned, in the cold night air,
A E D A
To the rhythm of the lost souls, who’ve learned life ain’t fair.
A E D A
We sing our cynical melody, till our voices break,
A E D A
In this orchestra of anarchy, we stay awake.

Favorite Fan:
Their most adored fan is Sarah “Sari” Thompson. Sarah, a college student studying sociology, sees Sardonic Distribution as much more than a band. To her, they represent a voice for the youth that is often overlooked in society. In a testimonial, Sarah shares, “Their music transcends the usual clichés of rebellion. It’s not just about being a rebel without a cause. It’s about understanding the paradox of our existence, about making sense of the absurdities. Sardonic Distribution is my favorite band because they effortlessly blend the rawness of punk and the depth of blues in their songs. Their lyrics are thought-provoking and relatable, making you feel seen and understood…and that’s a rare thing.”

Backstory:
Bustling Craft was formed in a basement in small town Ohio, during a stirring summer storm in 2011. The members, childhood friends Liam Delaney (lead vocals, guitar), Ricky Baxter (drums), and twin sisters Clara (bass) and Jenny Matthews (keyboard, backing vocals), had held a fascination for music since their early years. An unforgettable evening of jamming in the basement led to the formation of a band, symbolizing their shared dream of creating something big and meaningful. Over time, the band’s sound evolved, influenced by their shared love for alternative rock and a desire to create a unique sound that encapsulated their shared experiences and perspectives.

Genre:
Alternative Rock

Title:
“Midnight Conversations”

Full song lyrics:

(Verse)
Em C G D
Hear the sound, of the city’s heartbeat thumping,
Em C G D
Underneath the stars, we’re just two hearts pumping,
Em C G D
Lost in the echoes, of midnight conversations,
Em C G D
Finding our truth, in the midst of constellations.

(Chorus)
Em C G D
We’re dancing with the shadows, under the moon’s glow,
Em C G D
Midnight conversations, letting our love grow,
Em C G D
In the quiet whispers, in every silent confession,
Em C G D
We’re writing our love story, through midnight conversations.

(Verse)
Em C G D
Through the maze, of life’s complications,
Em C G D
We found our sanctuary, in late-night revelations,
Em C G D
In the rhythm of the night, in the warmth of our connection,
Em C G D
Midnight conversations, our beautiful reflection.

(Chorus)
Em C G D
We’re dancing with the shadows, under the moon’s glow,
Em C G D
Midnight conversations, letting our love grow,
Em C G D
In the quiet whispers, in every silent confession,
Em C G D
We’re writing our love story, through midnight conversations.

Fan’s Name: Sarah Thompson

Sarah Thompson, a graphic designer from New York, first discovered Bustling Craft when she was going through a difficult time in her life. She says, “Their music became my escape, the lyrics spoke to my heart, the melody soothed my soul. It felt like they understood my emotions and their music was my catharsis. Every song by Bustling Craft is a journey into a different world, and “Midnight Conversations” still gives me goosebumps every time. I love the raw honesty in their music and their unique sound is simply intoxicating. For these reasons and many more, Bustling Craft is my favorite band.”

Backstory:

Whopping Virus was formed in 2013, in the basement of an old, dilapidated house in Akron, Ohio. The initial members, lead guitarist Kip ‘Frenzy’ Franklin and drummer Arnold ‘Bash’ Bain, were college dropouts with a shared passion for music and an obsession with video games. Frenzy and Bash were soon joined by vocalist Ingrid ‘Storm’ Stenmark, an exchange student from Sweden, and bassist Gerry ‘Thump’ Thorne, who had just returned from a stint as a roadie in Europe. The band’s unusual name was inspired by a particularly challenging digital virus that Frenzy and Bash were battling on their gaming console during the band’s formation.

Storm’s powerful, melodic voice mixed with the raw energy of Frenzy’s guitar, the thumping basslines from Thump, and Bash’s energetic drumming quickly caught the attention of the local music scene. Soon, Whopping Virus found themselves in the midst of a rapidly growing fan base, eager for their unique blend of sound.

Genre:

Whopping Virus’s music can best be classified as Alternative Rock, with a hint of Electronic and Blues elements. They are known for their infectious rhythms, energetic performances, and meaningful, emotive lyrics.

Title:

“One Last Glitch”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
[G]Listening to the silence, one more [C]time
[D]Searching for the answers, no reason or [G]rhyme
[G]Caught in the matrix, lost in the [C]code
[D]Spinning down the spiral, on a lonely [G]road

(Chorus)
[G]One last glitch, in the system [D]deep
[C]One more stitch, in a wound so [G]steep
[G]One last fight, in this digital [D]night
[C]One more byte, before we take our [G]flight

(Verse 2)
[G]Pixels and patterns, binary [C]dreams
[D]Caught in a server, torn at the [G]seams
[G]Running on empty, in this cyber [C]maze
[D]Living for tomorrow, lost in the [G]haze

(Chorus)
[G]One last glitch, in the system [D]deep
[C]One more stitch, in a wound so [G]steep
[G]One last fight, in this digital [D]night
[C]One more byte, before we take our [G]flight

Favorite Fan:

The band’s favorite fan is Lenny ‘Rocker’ Rogers. As a software engineer, Lenny found an immediate connection with Whopping Virus’s lyrics that often allude to the digital world. He was an early adopter of their music and has been an enthusiastic promoter of the band since their inception.

Testimonial: “Whopping Virus’s music speaks to my soul. Their unique blend of alternative rock and electronic music is nothing short of mesmerizing. They’ve been with me through thick and thin, providing the soundtrack to my life. I don’t just listen to Whopping Virus, I live it.” – Lenny ‘Rocker’ Rogers.

Backstory:
Sure-Footed Report was an unexpected union of five misfits from Seattle, Washington. The group formed in 2012 when they accidentally met at a music charity event, discovering their shared love for music with clever wordplay and heart-pounding melodies. Comprised of members: lead vocalist and guitarist Brian “Ferret” Ferris, bassist and backing vocalist Sally “Sphinx” Phinks, lead guitarist Tim “T-Rex” Rexington, drummer Peter “Panther” Pantos, and keyboardist Charlie “Chameleon” Camille, the band crafted a unique sound that captivated their audience’s hearts from the very beginning. They went from performing in small pubs and coffee shops to selling out arenas around the globe, always pulling their fans into a world of their creation with their lyrics and melodies.

Genre:
Alternative Rock/Indie Pop

Title:
“Chasing Echoes”

Full Song Lyrics:

Verse 1: [Am, G, F, C]
(Am) I’ve been running, (G) lost in the night, (F) just a lonely soul (C) in the city lights.
(Am) I’ve been searching, (G) not knowing what for, (F) just a silent scream (C) behind closed doors.

Chorus: [F, C, G, Am]
(F) Chasing echoes in the (C) corners of my mind, (G) I’m lost but someday I hope (Am) I’ll find,
(F) The path that leads me home, (C) to where I’ve never been, (G) A future unwritten, (Am) in the wind.

Verse 2: [Am, G, F, C]
(Am) Found myself in (G) melodies, and (F) words that bleed, (C) expressing what’s within.
(Am) In every line, (G) in every song, (F) I’m right where (C) I belong.

Chorus: [F, C, G, Am]
(F) Chasing echoes in the (C) corners of my mind, (G) Seeking answers that (Am) I’ve yet to find,
(F) The path that leads me home, (C) to where I’ve never been, (G) A future unwritten, (Am) undetermined.

Outro: [F, C, G, Am]
(F) We are the music, (C) we are the rhyme, (G) Chasing echoes (Am) through the corridors of time.

Fan’s name:
Lucy

Testimonial:
“Sure-Footed Report is my favorite band because they create a safe space with their music. Their lyrics are so real and relatable; they write about experiences that are universally human. When I listen to them, I feel understood. It’s like they’re telling my story. ‘Chasing Echoes’ is my go-to track. The way it combines vivid imagery with powerful emotions just gives me goosebumps every time. For me, Sure-Footed Report is not just a band, but an emotion.”

Backstory:
Far-Off Bulk was formed in the summer of 2004, in the suburban neighborhood of Columbus, Ohio. The band started as a hobby for three high school friends, Brian “Brick” McKenzie on drums, Neil Roberts on bass, and the charismatic, Jake “Jax” Miller on guitar and vocals. They were initially drawn together by their shared love for alternative rock and began rehearsing in Brick’s parents’ garage. One year later, after winning a local battle of the bands, they realized their shared hobby might have more potential than they first imagined. With that, they decided to dedicate their full attention to their music, crafting songs that showcased their eclectic influences and raw energy.

Genre:
Alternative Rock

Song Title:
“Flicker in the Abyss”

Full Song Lyrics:
[Intro]
Em C G D

[Verse 1]
Em C G D
Caught in the middle of a dream, spun out of control,
Em C G D
Burning like a comet in the night, losing all we know.

[Chorus]
Em C G D
We are the flicker in the abyss, shadows on the wall,
Em C G D
Chasing the echoes of a time, before we learned to fall.

[Verse 2]
Em C G D
Navigating through the storm, finding our own way,
Em C G D
Courage is the fire we ignite, to keep the dark at bay.

[Chorus]
Em C G D
We are the flicker in the abyss, sparks against the night,
Em C G D
Carrying the hopes of a world, ready for the fight.

[Outro]
Em C G D
Flicker in the abyss.

Band’s Favorite Fan:
The band’s favorite fan is a guy named Patrick. Patrick has been following Far-Off Bulk since their early garage days. He has attended almost all of their gigs, rain or shine, and is known for his signature headband, which he waves in the air during their performances.

Testimonial:
“Far-Off Bulk isn’t just a band, they’re a feeling. Their music is raw, authentic, and absolutely electrifying. The lyrics of ‘Flicker in the Abyss’ resonate with me on a personal level, helping me through some tough times. They remind me to keep going, to keep fighting, no matter what. Far-Off Bulk is more than my favorite band, they’re my lifeline.” – Patrick

Backstory:

Silly Card started their musical journey in the sleepiest suburbs of Albany, New York. Comprising of high school friends – Danny on the lead vocals and guitar, Timmy on the bass, and Richie on the drums, they formed the band in 2008. Initially, they were just a garage band, playing for their friends and family, but their music resonated with their community, and they started getting invites to perform at local events. Their unique sound, a blend of folk, rock, and pop, garnered admiration and acknowledgement from the local music scene, leading to their breakthrough single in 2012.

Genre:

Silly Card’s music is an eclectic mix of Folk, Pop, and Rock.

Title:

“One More Card to Play”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
[G] One more card to [D] play, [Em] on this rainy day
[C] Life seems a little [G] grey, [D] but we’re okay
[G] It’s just another [D] Sunday, [Em] we’ll find our way
[C] As we always [G] say, [D] it’s a new day.

(Chorus)
[A] Put your worries [Em] away, let the music [G] play
[D] We are Silly [A] Card, making your [Em] day
[G] With every tune we [D] play, we make the grey [G] fade away.

(Verse 2)
[G] Another card to [D] play, [Em] as we sway
[C] The night is here to [G] stay, [D] let’s not delay
[G] In this moonlight [D] ray, [Em] we’ll make a play
[C] Turning night into [G] day, [D] in our own way.

(Chorus)
[A] Put your worries [Em] away, let the music [G] play
[D] We are Silly [A] Card, making your [Em] day
[G] With every tune we [D] play, we make the grey [G] fade away.

Band’s Favorite Fan:

Our favorite fan is Sammy Brown. Sammy has been with us since our garage days, attending every local performance and becoming a part of the Silly Card family. He even traveled with us to our first big gig in NYC! When asked why we’re his favorite band, Sammy’s response was: “Silly Card isn’t just a band, it’s a feeling. Their music isn’t just tunes, it’s an emotion. It’s like every song they play, every card they lay down, they’re telling my story in their words. They’re more than just favorite, they’re a part of me.”

Backstory:
Nocturnal Ball hails from the dark, mysterious corners of London, England. The quartet met in 2011, each member originally pursuing a solo career, before deciding that their collective sound was far more potent than they could create independently. Their connection was instantaneous, and they quickly realized that their shared passion for creating music that resonates with the soul would be their driving force. Despite playing in the dingy basements of many local pubs, their unique sound eventually caught the attention of a major record label and the rest, as they say, is history.

Genre:
Nocturnal Ball is best characterized as a blend of Alternative Rock and Darkwave, with a pinch of Gothic influences. Their music is known for its haunting melodies, evocative lyrics, and a brooding atmosphere that leaves an indelible mark on listeners.

Title:
One of their most popular songs is titled “Midnight Carousel”.

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse1)
Am C F G
In the gloaming, under a velvet sky,
Burning with questions, no alibis,
Trip the darkness, on a midnight carousel,
Lost in the rhythm, under the moon’s spell.

(Chorus)
Dm Am C G
On the Midnight Carousel, where secrets dwell,
In the echo of silent bells, we bid farewell.

(Verse 2)
Am C F G
Riding spectral horses, no reigns to hold,
In the starlight, mysteries unfold,
Laughter and tears, in this nocturnal ball,
Beyond the daylight, we rise and fall.

(Chorus)
Dm Am C G
On the Midnight Carousel, tales we tell,
A journey through heaven and hell, in the night’s swell.

Testimonial:
Our band’s favorite fan is named Emily Stuart. Emily has been following Nocturnal Ball since their very first performance in a cramped and smoky pub. She had this to say about her devotion to the band:

“Nocturnal Ball’s music resonates with me on a deeply personal level. Their lyrical storytelling and haunting melodies provide a surreal escape that no other band has managed to replicate. It’s almost as if each song is a timeless journey through the human experience, and I find that incredibly comforting. With each new track, they manage to surprise, inspire, and move me. I think their music speaks to the restless souls out there, like me, who find a strange solace in the shadows of the night.”

Backstory:

Born with a shared love of music and a slightly eccentric perspective on the world, the Curvy Brain was founded in the college town of Athens, Georgia in 2008. Consisting of childhood friends, Derrick “Dex” Morley (lead vocals, rhythm guitar), Simon “Sly” Johnson (lead guitar, backup vocals), Jesse “Jazz” Harper (bass, backup vocals), and Amelia “Mel” Foster (drums), Curvy Brain began as a garage band, filling the quiet suburban nights with their unique sound. They slowly carved out a niche for themselves in the local music scene, attracting a devout following with their energetic performances and original songs.

Despite their diverse backgrounds and musical influences, the bandmates found common ground in their passion for defying convention. Each member brought a different flavor to the band, creating a unique sound that refuses to be boxed into a single genre. Their music, much like a curvy brain, is anything but linear, and their creative process is as spontaneous as it is collaborative.

Genre:

Alternative Rock/Indie Pop

Title:

“Twisted Labyrinth”

Full Song Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Am G F C
Driving down a memory lane, lost in a twisted labyrinth of my brain
Am G F C
Echoes of your laughter, still lingering in my ear
Am G F C
Tried to suppress the past, but it’s still crystal clear

(Chorus)
Am G F C
Curvy brain, love’s a maze, we’re all insane
Am G F C
In this game, no one’s to blame, just a twisted flame

(Verse 2)
Am G F C
Locked inside a puzzle, with no directions, no clues
Am G F C
Chasing after shadows, of the love we used to use

(Chorus)
Am G F C
Curvy brain, love’s a maze, we’re all insane
Am G F C
In this game, no one’s to blame, just a twisted flame

(Bridge)
Am G F C
Lost, found, around and round
Am G F C
In this curvy brain where love is bound

(Chorus)
Am G F C
Curvy Brain, love’s a maze, we’re all insane
Am G F C
In this game, no one’s to blame, just a twisted flame

Outro:
Am G F C
In this curvy brain, love remains

Favorite Fan:

The band’s favorite fan is a young woman named Lily. Lily was amongst the earliest to recognize the band’s talent and has been a devout follower since their garage band days. She has attended every gig and has brought countless friends to their performances, spreading the word about the band.

In Lily’s words: “Curvy Brain is more than just a band. Their music isn’t just songs but stories that resonate deeply with my own experiences. Their ability to create something beautiful and genuine out of life’s chaos and complexity is what makes them special. I feel seen and understood when I listen to their music. Plus, their energetic performances are a sight to behold! I can’t wait to see where their journey takes them. Curvy Brain isn’t just my favorite band, they are a part of my life.”

Backstory:

Hailing from the eclectic town of Asheville, North Carolina, Optimal Organ was formed back in 2014. The band was a brainchild of childhood friends, Leo Thompson and Jake Neeson, who shared a mutual appreciation for vintage instruments and an inherent love for music. Inspired by the melodic tunes of a church organ, they decided to base their music around this instrument, giving birth to their unique band name ‘Optimal Organ’. The two friends quickly gained a following in the local music scene, captivating audiences with their distinct sound and poetic lyrics.

In the initial stages, Optimal Organ was a two-piece band, with Leo on the organ and lead vocals, and Jake on the guitar and backing vocals. However, in 2016, they expanded their band by adding percussionist Mia Smith and bassist Ben Harper. With the members’ shared passion for creating music that resonates with people, Optimal Organ has been able to grow and transcend the local music scene, garnering fans from all over the world.

Genre:

Psychedelic Folk-Rock

Title:

“Optical Illusions Of Love”

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Gmaj7 Cmaj7
Walking through the shadows,
Dm7 Em7
Underneath the moonlit sky,
Gmaj7 Cmaj7
Our hearts echo in harmony,
Dm7 Em7
In a rhythm that never lies.

(Chorus)
Cmaj7 Em7 Dm7 Gmaj7
Optical illusions of love,
Cmaj7 Em7 Dm7 Gmaj7
Dancing through our intertwined souls,
Cmaj7 Em7 Dm7 Gmaj7
In a symphony spun from the celestial above,
Cmaj7 Em7 Dm7 Gmaj7
Creating a melodic black hole.

(Verse 2)
Gmaj7 Cmaj7
Caught in the rhythm, swaying to the beat,
Dm7 Em7
Lost in a cosmic serenade so sweet.
Gmaj7 Cmaj7
In this universe, our love in repeat,
Dm7 Em7
Echoing an ethereal heartbeat.

(Repeat Chorus)

Fan’s Name:

Bryan Matthews

Testimonial:

Optimal Organ isn’t just a band; they’re a whole new sonic experience. Their music transcends the standard barriers of genres, blending psychedelic influences with folk-rock in a way that’s so unique yet so familiar. Every song paints a picture in your mind, and you can’t help but get lost in the vivid imagery of their lyrics. The band’s favorite fan? That would be me, Bryan Matthews. Being a music enthusiast, I am drawn to their genuine craft and the depth of their musical expression. ‘Optimal Organ’ isn’t just my favorite band because their music is extraordinary, but because they make me feel extraordinary.

Backstory:
In the bustling music scene of Austin, Texas, Eager Tour was born. The band was a spontaneous vision of four childhood friends: Mark, Ben, Nathan, and Mike. They had all grown up on the same street, sharing a love for music, and often competing in local talent shows. As they pursued their respective fields in college, the longing for a shared musical journey became too strong to ignore. They ruled out their mundane routines, sold their belongings, and reunited in their hometown to create the music that truly represented their souls. After a few years of struggle, Eager Tour had their breakthrough in 2015 with a distinctive sound that captured the hearts of the young and the old alike.

Genre:
Alternative Rock with a touch of Folk

Title:
“Whisper in the Wind”

Full Song Lyrics:

Verse:

[G] Riding down the [D] open road,
[Em] Chasing dreams, [C] stories yet untold.
[G] Sun’s setting, [D] skies painted gold,
[Em] We’re the Eager [C] Tour, hearts bold.

Chorus:

[G] Can you hear the [D] whisper in the wind,
[Em] Telling tales of [C] where we’ve been?
[G] Echoes of laughter, [D] tears, and sin,
[Em] We’re the Eager [C] Tour, let the journey begin.

Verse:

[G] Strumming strings, [D] beating drums,
[Em] Lost and found, the [C] melody hums.
[G] In the moonlight, [D] to the music, we sway,
[Em] We’re the Eager [C] Tour, lighting our way.

Chorus:

[G] Can you hear the [D] whisper in the wind,
[Em] Sharing snippets of [C] our love and kin?
[G] Memories etched in [D] every song we spin,
[Em] We’re the Eager [C] Tour, in love, we’re all in.

The band’s favorite fan’s name:
Lily Thompson

Lily Thompson’s Testimonial:
“Eager Tour is more than just a band to me. They’re like a melody that mirrors my soul. Every song, every tune resonates with my journey. From their upbeat tracks to the soulful ballads, I find pieces of myself woven into their music. Whether I’m happy or sad, Eager Tour is my go-to playlist. Their music helped me sail through some tough times. I remember the first time I heard ‘Whisper in the Wind’; I was mesmerized by the lyrics. It was as if they were telling my story. The boys are not only talented musicians but also genuine souls. I’ve had the pleasure of interacting with them during concerts and fan meets, and their humility touched me. I’ve been a proud ‘Eager Beagle’ (that’s how we fans like to call ourselves) for five years and counting, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”